a little espanol lesson

Nile had fun this afternoon at the mall play area. After about 5 minutes he looked at me and yelled, "They're not talkin my language!" He was the only english-speaking kid. But don't worry - he made everyone translate everything they said - including some grown-ups. Judging by the looks they gave him I don't think they thought hey was "muy" cute.  And then for the rest of the evening he'd talk to me in his own made up version of Spanish, "Hey, mom, 'Ese uno troces seiste'. OK, what did I just say?" and "What does 'certeso' mean?"
...And, of course,  "Latte means coffee. Would you like a latte, mama?".